Posted 11 months ago

cantcontrolthegay:

What do you mean I didn’t pack provisions?

Posted 11 months ago
jethrocane:

hyenabonz:

thelovelylittlesmile:

wiredinblogging:

#there’s nothing funnier than people in period clothes doing modern stuff


this is my favorite 

shall we have a few more?


And then of course there’s [x]

CLICK THE LINK OMFG

jethrocane:

hyenabonz:

thelovelylittlesmile:

wiredinblogging:

#there’s nothing funnier than people in period clothes doing modern stuff

this is my favorite 

shall we have a few more?

image

image

And then of course there’s [x]

CLICK THE LINK OMFG

(Source: team-angel-coulby)

Posted 11 months ago

callienoelle:

cuteys:

lupanaoflaminar:

caffeinatedfeminist:

[TW: Rape]

faysbook:

serenitywarrior:

leetakeuchi:

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

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DAMN.

No mercy for rapists.

"It is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.” OH MY GOD

YES YES YES

the wrinkled avenger

(Source: creativehypocrisy)

Posted 11 months ago
the-potter-tardis:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

jennytimelady:

lookingfortheimpalainthetardis:

claytonsboy:

eyesofophelia:

thebiologicalmetacrisis:

#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)

you’re grounded.

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS BROKE THE FANDOM. 

This is actually legit. Because, y’know, when you watch Doctor Who, you actually remember the stories the Doctor told you about his former companions and you cry so uncontrollably because deep inside you feel so sorry that he lost another one, you, and because you miss him, and because you miss all these adventures you used to go on. Maybe some of the episodes even are your own adventures but the monster changed your looks so you won’t recognize. You could actually be Rose or Donna or Jack. And you’d never know.





it actually looks like he’s yelling my name…

the-potter-tardis:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

jennytimelady:

lookingfortheimpalainthetardis:

claytonsboy:

eyesofophelia:

thebiologicalmetacrisis:

#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)

you’re grounded.

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS BROKE THE FANDOM. 

This is actually legit. Because, y’know, when you watch Doctor Who, you actually remember the stories the Doctor told you about his former companions and you cry so uncontrollably because deep inside you feel so sorry that he lost another one, you, and because you miss him, and because you miss all these adventures you used to go on. Maybe some of the episodes even are your own adventures but the monster changed your looks so you won’t recognize. You could actually be Rose or Donna or Jack. And you’d never know.

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it actually looks like he’s yelling my name…

(Source: parkedthetardisonbakerst)

Posted 11 months ago
carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

carryonanddontblink:

buffywouldntdothat:

avatar-14:

goodnightandjoybewithuall:

me as a teacher

Me talking to the director who made a movie about the book

me being a good friend 

There are three types of people.

(Source: bookjunkie26)

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

mond0:

rneerkat:

what if the history of music was reversed and in the 1800s people listened to pop and hip hop and music gradually became more and more classical and people frowned upon it because it was new and unfamiliar

beethoven is way too edgy young woman no you are not going to listen to his moonlight sonata tonight why cant you listen to lil wayne like a proper lady goddamn

Posted 11 months ago

pot8tosexual:

WOW THIS IS REALLY NICE

The little smile at the end though.

(Source: ethan)

Posted 11 months ago

allegoricalabsurdity:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

orpheusly:

This anime Mona Lisa is in my library help.

Moe Lisa

by the great artist Leonardo Doujinshi

(Source: hermesofficial)

Posted 11 months ago

glasmond:

katiegeewhiz:

archivemod:

frigandier:

maroonracoon:

YES

wow

WOAH

oh my fuck

oh my fucking fuck

holy shit I did not - I did not expect - woah

I really, really, REALLY liked that.